At first I thought that picture didn’t even really look like you. But then I imagined a Mets hat on top of everything and now I see it.
much as I hate to disappoint all the men and women who’ve no doubt fantasized that I look like a cross between Ned Flanders and Phil Jackson, that’s not me. It’s meant to be an expert on me.
I don’t think an expert on me looks very much like that, either.
So that what’s Jessica Hopper looks like …
Ben
So that’s what Jessica Hopper looks like … is what I meant to write. sorry, Cubs curse and all that.
At first I thought that picture didn’t even really look like you. But then I imagined a Mets hat on top of everything and now I see it.
much as I hate to disappoint all the men and women who’ve no doubt fantasized that I look like a cross between Ned Flanders and Phil Jackson, that’s not me. It’s meant to be an expert on me.
I don’t think an expert on me looks very much like that, either.
So that what’s Jessica Hopper looks like …
Ben
So that’s what Jessica Hopper looks like … is what I meant to write. sorry, Cubs curse and all that.
Ben
actually ms. hopper’s hair isn’t that long.