Gerard,
I’m writing because of a old post on CSTB that’s causing me some trouble when people google my name. I’m a psychiatrist and when people google “Jason Cafer”, one of the first listings is
“Q : How Do You Fuck A Girl With No Legs?
DJ Jason Cafer of KCOU, Columbia, MO, claims he played 10 Frogs songs
in a … After a complaint about songs played on DJ Jason Cafer’s show
was posted on …
www.cantstopthebleeding.com/C1458875919/E42138819/“
It’s from an April 1, 2004 post.
I have no problem with the story, just that it is always going to be near the top of the google list because of people searching for “fuck girl no legs” or whatever.
My only request to you is change the name of the headline to “How Do You F*** a Girl with no Legs?” or even better something less provocative.
I’m sorry to ask you to change the headline, because it is very clever. I would really appreciate it though.
By the way, it was determined that no laws or rules were broken, and I’m back on the radio.
thank you,
Jason Cafer
Dear Jason,
I know a lot of people google the phrase “how do you fuck a girl with no legs?” as it constantly shows up in our search string. As a psychiatrist, I hope this concerns you as much as it does me.
Not that our limbless sisters are undeserving of a full and healthy sex life (as I’m sure Paul McCartney would concur), but they also should not be subjected to this sort of objectification and exploitation.
Anyhow, I’ve googled you and the offending link is the seventh one to turn up. I hate to nitpick but the 7th most prominent entry featuring your name is hardly “near the top”.
Anyhow, I wish you nothing but the best with the above situation, as well as with all of the terribly unfair things Tom Cruise is saying about your profession.
GC
You should just make things even and title your next headline “Gerard Cosloy Is a Transexual” or something.
I don’t think you owe this guy anything until he uses his advanced degree to do a full-on Freudian analysis of “It’s Only Right And Natural.” I’d like to suggest the title “What We Talk About When We Talk About Hot Cock Annie.”
G,
You are always the most diplomatic person. We should all be so lucky that something that good comes up when we are googled instead of a bunch of messageboard posts with pictures of clowns. Yes, I mean circus clowns.
I have nothing to add except that real Hstencil denies writing the first post. Also, your comment is going to cause me a lot problems when people google my name (it might hurt my sideline as a personal trainer) — -would you mind changing it to the less inflammatory “Gerard Cosloy Is Great, Send Him All Your Money”?
Jason Cafer is a psychiatrist, he’s very respectable and if he thinks fucking a woman with no legs presents fewer problems people should listen.