(nice try, but these disguises aren’t complete unless you’re washing Favre’s jeep at the time)
While multiple sources are reporting Brett Favre has told the Vikings of his intention to retire, at least one interested party appears to be in deep denial. But if indeed, this is it for the 3-time MVP and 11-time Pro Bowl QB, we’ll fondly remember him for the insanely ill-advised passes childlike love of the game, shameful pain killer addiction deep commitment to his teammates and his penchant for self-centered waffling always putting the needs of a the team ahead of personal glory.
Well, all that and those awesome Sears commercials.
Don’t forget his
habit of beating his wifegood-guy essence as depicted in television commercials where he’s hangin’ with a bunch of blue-collar types while tossing a football and wearing cheap, ugly jeans.