Will Leitch, perhaps unaware that former West Ham tantrum specialist Paolo Di Canio is an old hand at this sort of thing, is pretty quick to use the striker’s latest sieg-heiling incident as an example of creepy behaviour permeating the world of soccer.

To which I can only reply,

Marge Schott
Steve Carlton
Charlie Ward

Will should be running a story about the 1936 Olympics any day now. Once he’s done giggling over “Mein Kampf”, of course.