The item for sale isn’t puzzling at all — in fact, it’s pretty fucking cool as goofy record label promo items go. Alas, almost every single mug, glass, steiner, goblet, dinner plate, etc. in my kitchen already has an Enigma Records logo on it, and as such, I’m gonna leave this artifact to a Wire fan who is not similarly blessed.

No, the puzzling part is how it took any of us this long to figure out the name under which Mets reliever Jon Rauch conducts his eBay business.