Though Woody Paige’s quiff was the subject of much mockery on today’s episode of “Around The Horn”, can anyone explain just what the devil is going on with Jay Mariotti’s hair these days?

I’ve had some fiendishly bad haircuts in my time, but whoever told Mariotti (above, right) that emulating a young Macho Camacho was a good look for a middle-aged man has a really sick sense of humor.