“What Elvis Costello was to the Attractions, Francisco Cordero is to the Brewers,” exhulted ESPN’s John Buccigross earlier tonight, while showing highlights of Milwaukee’s 5-3 win over Houston. While it was neither the first time nor the last the “Sportscenter” anchor has made a similar analogy, this might’ve been the most confusing to date.

So beware, Francisco, because Buccigross is suggesting you’re a Bebe Buell-screwing autocrat who’d like to write a bassist teammate out of the history books. Wednesday morning might be a very good time to assure Tony Graffanino he’s still in line for a full playoff share.