Shown above at last Saturday’s USC/Oregon State tilt, Nick Broomfield’s BFF, Suge Knight, presumably had a sideline laminate. Said circumstances have raised the considerable ire of Deuce Of Davenport.

Does USC not know he’s a convicted felon with many connections to Los Angeles gangs? Who owes this man money? Which students are being bought off with cars, women and straight cash homie? After the game, do Suge and Pete Carroll light up a spliff and laugh about which chickenhead cheerleaders they’re going to nail that night?

Indeed (homie?). Why can’t Southern Cal exercise greater discretion with their star-studded guest list and limit it to the likes of Will Ferrell and Heisman Trophy winners/double murderers?