So Doritos has erected a 50-foot tall vending machine on the corner of Red River and 5th. Though it’s a staggeringly offensive sight to behold, I will say the following in the snack food company’s defense ;

a) it’s far and away the best looking piece of architecture in the current Austin skyline
b) finally, someone has come up with the right venue / setting for TV Torso to display their full range of talent.
c) someone had to take the heat off those Homeless Hotspot innovators.