No one believes in true love like your editor, and as such, I’d like to offer my sincere congratulations to The Planet’s Most Whipped Man and his lovely wife, Jackie, on their 13th Wedding Anniverary (and 13th Wedding). If only C-Rod had applied conditions to her estranged husband’s daily conduct…he too could’ve become a national laughing stock.
(As opposed to the universally beloved, slap-happy, narcissist whose status as MLB’s top All-Star vote garner is a mystery, gaudy individual stats or not).