Since we won’t be hearing about any A-bombs from A-Rod for a while, John Sterling characterized Kevin Youklilis’ 2-run shot off Doug Fister earlier today as “A NUKE…FROM YOUK”.

I’m not saying it’s beyond Sterling’s capabilities, but it’ll be some doing if he can liken a roundtripper from Lyle Overbay to some sort of armageddon-level detonation.