Longtime Chicago sports TV fixture Chet Coppock last appeared in this space last August, insisting (in so many words) that many of his best friends are Jewish. Fast forward to Opening Week 2013 at U.S. Cellular Field, and Chet greets his loyal fans with a fascinating reminiscence about his mother, Mickey Mantle, and OOZING SEXUALITY (link swiped from Repoz and Baseball Think Factory). I’m sure there are puritans and pop psychologist alike reaching for their sick bags right about now, but perhaps Coppock can shed further like on his prepubescent sexual awakening in future installments?