We Gotta Go (Somewhere Else) Dept : If Texas’ new legislation banning gyrating cheerleaders weren’t alarming enough (ie. you can cross high school football and basketball off the “things to do” list, along with cockfighting and arranging mass suicides), the AP reports that a Michigan middle school has ruled “Louie, Louie” off limits.
Benton Harbor Superintendent Paula Dawning cited the song’s allegedly raunchy lyrics in ordering the McCord Middle School band not to perform it in Saturday’s Grand Floral Parade, held as part of the Blossomtime Festival.
In a letter sent home with McCord students, Dawning said “Louie Louie” was not appropriate for Benton Harbor students to play while representing the district ” even though the marching band wasn’t going to sing it.
Band members and parents complained to the Board of Education at its Tuesday meeting that it was too late to learn another song, The Herald-Palladium of St. Joseph reported.
“It’s very stressful for us to try to come up with new songs for the band,” eighth-grader Laurice Martin told the board. “We’re trying to learn the songs from last year, but some of us weren’t in the band last year.”
Dawning said that if a majority of parents supports their children playing the song, she will reconsider her decision.
“It was not that I knew at the beginning and said nothing,” Dawning said. “I normally count on the staff to make reliable decisions. I found out because a parent called, concerned about the song being played.”
Correspondent Sam Frank helpfully suggests the Brainbombs’ repitoire as an alternative.