Following last week’s report of two ladies ejected from Safeco Field for smooching, Bill Palmer of the creatively named Bill Palmer Sports notes that one of the pair, Sibrina Guerrero (above), is better known to viewers of crap TV as a recent contestant on “A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila”.  Adds Palmer, “It turns out that she rebounds by eating garlic fries and making out in front of kids at the ballpark. I don™t really care about the lesbian flavor at the game, but they should sell tickets for the scissoring that most likely went on later.”

So there you go, lesbian fans of Major League Baseball (and garlic fries).  Your civil liberties don’t mean shit, but at least you’re capable of titillating dudes.