Earlier today, prompted by the Sports Putz, I wondered why any discerning viewer would choose the crazed rantings of uninformed screamers over the sage analysis of qualified professionals.  Or if the latter were too fucking dull, just turning the sound all the way down.

With that question still unanswered, I would honestly like to know, is there one person in America who isn’t related to ESPN Radio’s late morning host who actually sought out the commentary of Colin Cowherd for tonight’s Florida State/Miami game? And if there is, please, tell us all, what’s electroshock really like?