(do you solemnly swear to play before the All-Star break?)

Given that his vigilante activities have already shown him to be a force for good rather than evil, it seems a little petty to knock Shaquille O’Neal for his obsession with cops.

Other celebrated public figures have been similarly fixated —Elvis Presley, Michael Gira —however, neither would’ve require a specially fitted police cruiser. There’s also the question of whether or not Shaq — even with the assistance of Geraldo Rivera’s finest makeup artists — could ever go undercover.