(Crewe manager Gudjon Thordarson, unamused by any suggestion that he once played bass for Purrkur Pilnik)
Kick off is at 3pm GMT and I’m pretty sure you can count on my fellow patrons being highly annoyed at my 90 minutes of iPhone activity during what should be an otherwise thrilling League One relegation battle. How long before Twittering in public joins racist chanting on the list of offenses that justify ejection?