Far be it for me to critique the DC skipper —- shortly after ordering Dmitri Young to get a (fucking) hair cut, the Nationals beat the Marlins, 6-4, to win just their 5th game in 17 tries. If I was a Nats fan, I would advocate any and all intrusions on the players’ civil liberties. Force Lastings Milledge to record a collaboration 12″ with surviving members of No Trend? No problem. Depo-provera injections for Captain Red Ass? Hey, who knows, maybe that’s what Paulie Go Nuts needs to stay in the lineup?