Q: What kind of sociopath has a MySpace profile, yet refuses any and all friend requests—- up to and including those from interns?

A : I have no idea. But fake friends are a dime a dozen, and I’m gonna find the guy handing out the dimes.

In other MySpace news, though threatening to spam the service is apparently a very serious crime (much more serious than spamming me), being a teenage spam guru seems awfully lucrative , if not much more transgressive than blogging. All hail the new regime.