Director Uwe Boll challenged his critics to a fight. 15 of ’em, incredibily, accepted. From CNN.com, link courtesy Sam Frank who describes Boll’s “BloodRayne” as “abysmal. ‘Alone In The Dark’ is worse.”
First in the ring with the director — now dubbed “Raging” Boll — was Richard Kyanka of Lee’s Summit, Missouri, webmaster of www.somethingawful.com. He entered the ring clad in Stars and Stripes shorts.
“You are harboring a terrorist,” he said of Boll to the Canadian crowd of about 600. “You are all guilty.” Boll, grim-faced, KO’d him in the first round.
Jeff Sneider of Los Angeles, a journalist with Ain’t It Cool News, went down in a technical knockout in the first round after his trainer threw in the towel.
He said Boll, 41, had told him it was just a joke, a public relations stunt.
“Then he started beating the crap out of my head,” he said. “I think he’s a jerk. This might be PR but I don’t want to keep getting punched in the head.”
Chris Alexander of Toronto, Ontario, a horror-move journalist with Rue Morgue radio and magazine, also went down in a knockout, but not before making an artistic statement.
While on the receiving end of a series of blows to the head, Alexander took Boll aback when a stream of blood spewed from his mouth. It turned out Alexander had taken a page from Boll’s filmmaking book; the blood was fake.
“I had the fake blood in reserve,” he explained.
Yours Truly was ringside for this stunt, there to cover the sanctioned bouts that were to follow.
Not a big Boll fan, but it was pretty sweet watching some of those snotty, smug geeks get pounded.
The only one who thought he had a serious chance of winning was the last fighter, Minter, who’s mom was ringside, complete with genuine angst and terror – the likes of which are yet to show up in a Boll movie crowd. Boll must have had 60 lbs on the kid.
I can’t wait for the GC/ Will Leitch Texas Cage Death Match.