YouTube user rockfishangel seems to have a general fixation on University Of Kentucky baseketball, and Rex Chapman in particular. The above footage of what seems to be Chapman warbling his way through an especially tortured reading of Prince Rogers Nelson’s “When Doves Cry” is equal parts terrifying, confusing and disturbing. I added “disturbing” because I’m not sure there is any remaining way to eliminate the possibility there’s videotape of Dwayne Schintzius covering Morris Day & The TIme.