Gustav Klimt’s “Portrait of a Lady” —initially thought to have been stolen from the Ricci Oddi Modern Art Gallery, turned up in a trash bag. Few in the art world thought to ask the hard question, however, WHAT BRAND OF TRASH BAG? Over the course of 2+ hours, we’ll get to the bottom of this mystery. All of the below are thought to be contenders / suspects :

1. Glad ForceFlex Plus Advanced Protection
2. Hefty Ultra Strong
3. Great Value Strong Flex
4. Glad ForceFlex Plus
5. Kirkland Signature Flex-Tech
6. Hefty Strong
7. Up & Up FlexGuard
8. Glad Guaranteed Strong
9. 365 Everyday Value

Also, there’s some music this week.  I have mixed feelings at ebst about pandering to audiences who aren’t interested in learning about the trash bag industry, but this what’s called “reaching across the aisle”.

Wings Hauser – Neon Slime
Bootlicker – Shot At Dawn
Blank Hellscape – Dreaming Of Hijacking A Plane
Duma – Lionsblood
Hanger Management – Fuck Tha Police
Ono – Mercy
Demo-Moe – Shattered Glass

Jackdaw With Crowbar – Iceberg
Rosa Yemen – Herpex Simplex
Beach Surgeon – Chicken Skin Planet
Anita Lane – Lost In Music
Chloe Alison Escott – ?I Know The Soul By It’s Presence In Others
Julia Reidy – Shifting
Maggi Payne – Shimmer

Brick City Kids – What What
Da Dysfunkshunal Family – Ill Rhyme Skills
Brain Sick Mob aka Group Home – East NY Theory
Dennis Duck – Nice Shave
Madrigal – Tambula

Kaffe Matthews – A Custom Skylark
TALSounds – Dynasty
Ilpo Numminum – Kraatu
Rosy Parlane – 03