Saw this from the Empty Bottle mailing list, sounded like it was something you’d pay to see:

THU14 (9:30pm; $10)

Rock n’ Read: A Banana King Benefit featuring:

Functional Blackouts (Criminal IQ) // Paper Bullets (Ear Flaw) // The Warm-Ups // plus readings by Al Burian, Jessica Hopper and Joe Tower

have fun!

kt

Thanks, Kevin. Much as I applaud the achivements of the above individuals (learning to read is nothing to sneeze at — just ask Dexter Manley), a public demonstration strikes me as a tad ‘Kids Of Widney High’. But I appreciate the gracious invite just the same.