Both of the above scary portraits were delivered to us courtesy of David Roth, who writes,
I went to college with at least two of those Cassells. Apparently some Australian kid has been devoting hours to these photoshoppings of NBA personalities’ faces onto family portraits (some of the Sears variety — – and some, like the Ostertag family shot — of candid-wearing-a-spot-of-mustard-at-the-BBQ variety). Spend some time with it. I’m certainly glad I did. As, I’m sure, are my employers.