Bengals 34, Vikings 7

This week, Daunte Culpepper (5 int’s) gets to hold the press conference where he explains how the Vikings are better off with Randy Moss.

Titans 25, Ravens 10

Never mind Kordell Stewart, Baltimore would be better off with Kimberley Stewart (above) running their offense (or failing that, the editor of Deadspin).

Jets 17, Dolphins 7

There’s got to be a better way of spending a Sunday afternoon than sitting around waiting, hoping against hope that Laveranues Coles (above) after a long run and reception from Chad Penning, will be characterized as “unmolested”.