Were it not for the the above monumental tool suave gent posting his own blog’s entries to Ballhype, I might be otherwise unaware that Darren Heitner is fast approaching cyber-douche renaissance man status. Not merely content with creating and editing his own Wikipedia entry, providing counsel to other aspiring Bore-asses and supplying representation to a succession of budding sports stars, D-Hazzle (as his friends like to call him) is branching out.
For once, I’ve got to applaud Heitner’s biz acumen. Repping indie ballplayers and pro bowlers has to be thankless work. Handling the professional affairs of ring card girls, web models and exotic dancers, however, is probably an exciting growth industry.