From Alex Peake and that bastion of quality journalism, The Sun.  Hey, if You Tube had been around in the 1970’s, surely we’d have seen Rodney Marsh’s cock a few thousand times?

A goalkeeper who quit the Premiership after his kinky sex life was exposed is set for a return to English football today.

Ex Aston Villa stopper Stefan Postma is expected to complete a move to West London side Queens Park Rangers.

The Dutchman’s shock return to England comes less than two years after his bizarre sex-life was exposed by a jilted ex. Postma, who also played for Wolves, became ridiculed on the terraces after his former lover posted the shocking footage on the internet.

The reserve keeper got so much stick from rival fans he eventually quit England and returned to his native Holland. But the brave stopper is now set for a shock return.

QPR – now owned by billionaire F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone – have agreed to pay £37,000 to sign Postma from Dutch side ADO Den Haag.

A club insider said: “Everyone knows about Stefan’s past but he is a good player and a model pro and that is all that matters. I am sure rival fans will not let him forget about what has happened. But it doesn’t matter where he plays, he just has to get on with it. We hope he can make people here remember him for what he does on the pitch rather than something that happened off it a long time ago.”

Kinky Postma’s weird sex life was exposed when his former girlfriend tried to sell the home footage to a Sunday newspaper.

The tapes ended up on the internet. At one point the site crashed as nearly half a million fascinated fans from around the world tried to log on and watch the video.