Less than a day after the above oration — in which Moss expressed admiration for everyone from the Hooded Casanova to Robert Kraft to Deion Branch to the snow-shoveling schmoes in the DirecTV Sunday Ticket commericials — Randy Moss was waived by the Minnesota Vikings. Did Brad Childress resent Moss calling Bill Belichick “the greatest coach in NFL history” and take umbrage at his recently acquired WR suggesting it was his role to “sprinkle knowledge” learned at Belichick’s knee to his new purple teammates? Of course not, that’s absolutely childish. I prefer to believe Childress sent Moss packing because Minnesota’s head coach will not abide his players disrespecting the media.
I also believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and believe Darren Daulton would make an excellent Tea Party candidate for public office in the not so distant future.