(this entire post is just a cheap excuse to watch The Other Dez unload on the cops.  Sorry.)

Is Cowboys WR Dez Bryant a victim or racial profiling, or is just simply a guy who forgot to wear a belt?  Or perhaps a little of both?  Bryant was issued a criminal trespass warning this part Saturday at Dallas’ NorthPark Center Mall when he and some pals were accused of, uh, needing to hike up their trousers.  From The Landry Hat :

WFAA-TV in Dallas reported that Bryant was banned from the mall for three months, however Bryant’s advisor David Wells said “That’s not true. I was there; it didn’t happen”.According to the police report Bryant used profanity and created a commotion when approach by the off duty officers.  Bryant told police at the scene he wasn’t leaving till his attorney and representative got there.

“What the [expletive] are you stopping me, like I stole something,” Bryant supposedly said. “I’m not leaving until my attorney and my representative get here.”

Police reports also said that Bryant has had issues at this mall before including an incident where he cut someone in line and caused a commotion and a parking citation in a fire zone. Bryant was also reportedly involved in an ”major disturbance” before with a women at the mall, the police were called but both Bryant and the women were gone when police arrived.