Flyers 5, Rangers 3

the proper caption for the above photograph would be

a) trainer Jim Ramsey is in love…and Cablevision is an equal opportunity employer
b) very few of us could remain conscious if J.D. & The Straight Shot’s “Shoot That Dog” was played over the MSG tannoy
c) after colliding with Philly’s Mike Knuble in the 3rd period of the Rangers’ matinee loss, Brendan Shanahan isn’t getting up.

The correct answer, sadly, is “C”. To add further injury to this insulting result, Henrik Lunqvist took an early shower after being injured by a Geoff Sanderson slapshot off his left shoulder.