Citing a “sexual vulgarity” (are there any other kind?), always-into-something T-Wolves swingman Latrell Sprewell has been suspended by the NBA for one game without pay over an incident last Saturday night in Los Angeles, where he is alleged to have engaged in heated banter with a female heckler.

This episode will cost Spree nearly $180,000.00 in salary. How is a guy supposed to feed his family when Stu Jackson is handing out such severe penalties?