Metal Mike Saunders and his latest incarnation of the Angry Samoans are playing Austin’s Red 7 next Saturday, but the real action might well take place the following afternoon. Mr. Saunders it touting an “Anti-Talent Contest” to take place Sunday the 26th at an as-yet-undisclosed location. While the ruled of engagement might be rather close to those from the event above, Mike has helpfully provided a list of potential songs via a MySpace bulletin. More after the jump  :

COMPETITION DANCE SONGS top 25 (MIKE)

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**fast++

BEST FRIEND – Toy Box

BOOM BOOM BOOM – Vengaboys

OOH AAH…JUST A LITTLE BIT – Gina G

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**fast**

ONE FOR SORROW – Steps

A PERFECT MATCH – A*Teens

MAMMA MIA – A*Teens

WHEN THE PHONE STOPS RINGING – Eighth Wonder (80’s)

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**medium

THE HUMAN TOUCH – Bloodhound Gang (slow EURODANCE)

FLOORFILLER – A*Teens

THAT’S WHAT GIRLS DO – No Secrets

CLOSER TO PERFECTION – A*Teens

LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE – Bananarama (80’s) PWL

LARGER THAN LIFE – Backstreet Boys

DO YOU MISS ME – Jocelyn Enriquez (eurodance remix)

YOU CAN FEEL BAD – Patty Loveless

BANG SHANG A LANG – Archies (60’s)

I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY – Kylie Minogue (80’s) PWL

TURN IT INTO LOVE – Kylie Minogue (80’s) PWL

BOYS (Summertime Love) – Sabrina (80’s) PWL

BLACK EYES BLUE TEARS – sHaNiA TwAiN

DOCTOR’S ORDERS – Carol Douglas

POKER FACE – Lady Gaga

JUST DANCE – Lady Gaga

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**slow

NOT TOO YOUNG NOT TOO OLD – Aaron Carter

I’M DIGGIN’ IT – Alecia Elliott

ROCK THE BOAT – Hues Corporation (70’s) (early DISCO)

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**ballad

SAY YOU’LL BE MINE – Steps

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run-on DISCO handmade megamix (cassette from vinyl)

(showing cumulative time that totals 8:30 at end)

I’M YOUR BOOGIE MAN 1:05

DISCO INFERNO 1:50

I WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER 2:40

(SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE) 3:05

SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

 

ROCK THE BOAT 3:40

DOCTOR’S ORDERS 5:10