Awful Announcing’s Matt Yoder compares the final moments of Qumar Zamn’s play by play tenure with the Lake County Fielders to C.M. Punk’s recent verbal diatribe against Vince McMahon. While there’s no evidence the former was a work (nor any hint Zamm will make a triumphant return to the North American League to rival Punk’s performance last night in Chicago), the Fielders’ financial mismanagement might be the only ongoing saga to make Dodgers or Mets fans feel relatively good about their situations.

In case you’re wondering, here’s what Fielders owner/manager Pete LaCock looked like before he had creditors chasing him. Hey, if independent league baseball doesn’t pan out, perhaps he can write a column for Jim Cramer?