Of Michael Medved, Tim Cook once wrote, “I have been convinced that beneath the horrible sleeveless sweaters lives a self-loathing, needle-dicked pedant.  And I have often wondered about that hideous butt broom on his face.  Could this be some kind code, a phony underground 100% hetero ‘take back the ‘stache movement,’ or something as simple as ‘take me in the restroom NOW, sailor'”

The Huffington Post’s Chris Kelly, however, takes the more reasoned stance that “Michael Medved smells like urine.” (link swiped from Daniel Radosh)