It was just this morning over a true breakfast of champions that the good Lady CSTB — whose withering brand of social commentary would reduce the likes of Don Cherry to tears — observed that Janet Jones aka Mrs. Betzky, was Edmonton’s Linda McCartney .

Showing that the FBI aren’t alone in wiretapping private citizens, the Human Whoopie Cushion responded by later in the day with a post comparing Janet to Yoko Ono.

Wrong again, Fredbird-breath. How many Stanley Cups did the Beatles win after Yoko got her hooks into John? That’s right, zero.