It’s all fun and games until somebody pulls out Joakim Noah’s ponytail.

I’m still trying to figure out how Texas nearly blew an 8 point lead against Baylor with 1:40 remaining, but on a Saturday in which the usually reliable DJ Augustin turned the ball over 9 times, the Longhorns were very lucky to escape Waco with the win.

I missed the NBDL All-Star Game last night, but John Starks thinks Von Wafer oughta keep shooting. Sooner or later, he’ll find his stroke.

Prior to the tip of tonight’s big event, Ernie Johnson mentioned that Gilbert Arenas tossed about 100 of his jerseys to fans who attended Saturday’s practice. Land speed record holder Charles Barkely replied, “A lot of people want to throw those Wizards jerseys away.”

Though I already suggested that Bill Laimbeer might not be in the finest condition of his life, The Association’s Craig Kwasniewski is a tad less diplomatic.

Laimbeer is no longer just an asshole. He is one fat, jelly doughnut-eating, cut his leg and gravy pours out, so fat he uses the ocean as a bath tub asshole. Nothing’s changed over time. Last night he was chasing down the refs during an exhibition contest. He must really need that prize money. I guess coaching a WNBA team (karma’s a bitch!) doesn’t pay much. Though I thought congress raised the minimum wage a few weeks ago.