“If Gus Johnson ever announces a pay-per-view briss,” proclaimed Nashville Scene’s Caleb Hannen in 2008, “we’ll be the first to shell out $59.95.”   Hannen should be thrilled to learn then, that however today’s Florida State v Gonzaga tilt turns out, actually viewing the contest isn’t required in order to hear CBS Sports’ Johnson going apeshit in his trademark fashion.  (G.J. Soundboard link swiped from J.E. Skeets)