Yahoo’s Josh Peter describes Tim Otteman as a “gambler-turned-researcher”. Which sounds better than “gambler-turned-killjoy”.

Either way, it’s a more acceptable characterization than “gambler-turned-aspiring-fashionista”. Otteman’s array of anti-gambling tees feature some of the dopiest (intentional) designs committed to cotton. Much the way Blogger and WordPress should require a license (finally, something Bob Costas and I can agree upon), easy access to Cafe Press can result in terrifying artistic atrocities.