1) (way) less than one inning of pitching by Chan Ho Park
2) 233 Cows
3) 1,167 pairs of Starbury sneakers.
4) 877 telephone calls from former World Heavyweight Champion Larry Holmes (feel free to substitute 877 telephone calls from “Courtship Of Eddie’s Father” star / Dead Kennedys vocalist Brandon Cruz)

5) 1 (one) acetate to an alternate version of ‘The Velvet Underground & Nico’ (link swiped from Spitting Out Teeth)