• thank you, Rob Dibble, for waiting until the 2nd inning to let us know you used to be a ballplayer. Otherwise, you’d have the job because..? #
  • Lastings Milledge is Strasburg’s first K in a Nats uni. I bet he’ll be fearsome against big leaguers, too. #
  • Strasburg’s debut just minutes away, already ruined by Dibble’s head on my giant TV screen #
  • Johnathan Schuerholz says it’s nepotism RT @InsideTheSox #WhiteSox select OF Ozney Guillen, ozzie’s son, in 22nd round. #
  • best time to watch M. Imperioli’s 1800 tequila ads is right after the Sopranos episode where he’s eating ketchup packets in the snow. OOPS #
  • Bugs & Cranks’ Tyler Maas on the plethora of weird-as-fuck names in the 2010 baseball draft http://alturl.com/zipg #
  • Barca target Fabregas just scored, looks a-ok in broken leg recovery. Spain 4, Poland 0, 61st minute #
  • RT @clarencethomas: Really just want to drink, eat sushi, and fuck all day every day. (via @benschwartzy) #
  • An impressionable age.RT @FO_BBarnwell The timeline doesn’t match up. Unless Harper is watching Warrior’s WCW run in 1998 at five years old. #
  • @theoreticalgirl my apologies. since I stopped following The Widow Cobain’s tweets I’ve been a little stuck for content. in reply to theoreticalgirl #
  • major diss to Justin Bieber RT @buzzbissinger Teenage kid who handled the hype the best ever was LeBron. Had more than Harper X a million. #
  • Shady weighed in on Helen Thomas yet? RT @AndyHutchins There’s another Roethlisberger line on the new Eminem album. #
  • if we’re to believe Paul Pierce, N8 just needed a role model besides D’Antoni http://alturl.com/yn5v #
  • #bwb3 #039;s “ethics” (or lack thereof) panel http://alturl.com/m3wb bona fide journalism is an archaic concept. much respect to proctor & gamble #
  • must be awesome for Buzz B. to know that years from now after FNL and “Shattered Glass” are forgotten,he’ll be remembered for “douche juice” #
  • fantastic album RT @comedyminusone Tre Orsi’s “Devices + Emblems” available digitally today! http://tinyurl.com/2amaenj #
  • Jake Fox just broke up Scott Kazmir’s shutout bid in Oakland. I’m not watching the MLB Network ; I can’t confirm Al Leiter has an errection #
  • in honor of finally hitting 666 followers; HAIL FUCKIN’ SATAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0 #
  • @drkmtch Jesus Feliciano will take the plate vs. Padres tomorrow to the tune of TG’s “Hot On The Heels Of Love” in reply to drkmtch #
  • Glazer family ; £1.1 million in debt, downturn in the U.S. shopping mall biz BAD news for Manchester United. http://alturl.com/2k2r #
  • RT @VeryFakeAlDavis I didn’t show a good bat in the Cape Cod league last summer either. #
  • Red Sox select Kolbrin Vitek (2B, Ball State) at no. 20. Gammo suggests he’ll be an outfielder, barring a Pedroia assassination #
  • Angels pick RHP/3B Caleb Kowart, Cook County (GA) at no. 18 http://alturl.com/t77w #
  • hey,I can’t remember anyone in AIS, either RT @notgoingpro unknown twin brother of the Apples in Stereo guy is coaching 3B for the Twisters. #
  • Astros drafted CF/2B Delino Deshields Jr. at no.8 overall. beter move than signing Deshields Sr.as a F.A. in 2010 http://alturl.com/q4eq #
  • excellent news. Sara Lund = amazing drummer RT @modraucous corin tucker band=ex unwound, circus lupus and sleater kinney? next levs #