- thank you, Rob Dibble, for waiting until the 2nd inning to let us know you used to be a ballplayer. Otherwise, you’d have the job because..? #
- Lastings Milledge is Strasburg’s first K in a Nats uni. I bet he’ll be fearsome against big leaguers, too. #
- Strasburg’s debut just minutes away, already ruined by Dibble’s head on my giant TV screen #
- Johnathan Schuerholz says it’s nepotism RT @InsideTheSox #WhiteSox select OF Ozney Guillen, ozzie’s son, in 22nd round. #
- best time to watch M. Imperioli’s 1800 tequila ads is right after the Sopranos episode where he’s eating ketchup packets in the snow. OOPS #
- Bugs & Cranks’ Tyler Maas on the plethora of weird-as-fuck names in the 2010 baseball draft http://alturl.com/zipg #
- Barca target Fabregas just scored, looks a-ok in broken leg recovery. Spain 4, Poland 0, 61st minute #
- RT @clarencethomas: Really just want to drink, eat sushi, and fuck all day every day. (via @benschwartzy) #
- An impressionable age.RT @FO_BBarnwell The timeline doesn’t match up. Unless Harper is watching Warrior’s WCW run in 1998 at five years old. #
- @theoreticalgirl my apologies. since I stopped following The Widow Cobain’s tweets I’ve been a little stuck for content. in reply to theoreticalgirl #
- major diss to Justin Bieber RT @buzzbissinger Teenage kid who handled the hype the best ever was LeBron. Had more than Harper X a million. #
- Shady weighed in on Helen Thomas yet? RT @AndyHutchins There’s another Roethlisberger line on the new Eminem album. #
- if we’re to believe Paul Pierce, N8 just needed a role model besides D’Antoni http://alturl.com/yn5v #
- #bwb3 #039;s “ethics” (or lack thereof) panel http://alturl.com/m3wb bona fide journalism is an archaic concept. much respect to proctor & gamble #
- must be awesome for Buzz B. to know that years from now after FNL and “Shattered Glass” are forgotten,he’ll be remembered for “douche juice” #
- fantastic album RT @comedyminusone Tre Orsi’s “Devices + Emblems” available digitally today! http://tinyurl.com/2amaenj #
- Jake Fox just broke up Scott Kazmir’s shutout bid in Oakland. I’m not watching the MLB Network ; I can’t confirm Al Leiter has an errection #
- in honor of finally hitting 666 followers; HAIL FUCKIN’ SATAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0 #
- @drkmtch Jesus Feliciano will take the plate vs. Padres tomorrow to the tune of TG’s “Hot On The Heels Of Love” in reply to drkmtch #
- Glazer family ; £1.1 million in debt, downturn in the U.S. shopping mall biz BAD news for Manchester United. http://alturl.com/2k2r #
- RT @VeryFakeAlDavis I didn’t show a good bat in the Cape Cod league last summer either. #
- Red Sox select Kolbrin Vitek (2B, Ball State) at no. 20. Gammo suggests he’ll be an outfielder, barring a Pedroia assassination #
- Angels pick RHP/3B Caleb Kowart, Cook County (GA) at no. 18 http://alturl.com/t77w #
- hey,I can’t remember anyone in AIS, either RT @notgoingpro unknown twin brother of the Apples in Stereo guy is coaching 3B for the Twisters. #
- Astros drafted CF/2B Delino Deshields Jr. at no.8 overall. beter move than signing Deshields Sr.as a F.A. in 2010 http://alturl.com/q4eq #
- excellent news. Sara Lund = amazing drummer RT @modraucous corin tucker band=ex unwound, circus lupus and sleater kinney? next levs #