Between my advanced age and the quality work done by the folks at this establishment, I’m afraid my days of sperm donation are over and done. But I’m pretty sure I can still sell blood and submit to medical testing for cash…and I’m gonna need plenty of it. You see, for $1499.00 (not counting subscription feed) the gaudy glories of DirecTV’s Sunday Ticket can be viewed from any domestic location. Not to mention all of other great things on offer from the satellite (“Homicide” reruns, “Kooking With Kruk”, etc.)