The first one comes courtesy of Matthew Cerrone’s Metsblog, who notes the Boston Globe’s Nick Cafardo tips the Mets to pursue the Sultan of Sloth.  Does anyone know if Genya Raven is a Mets fan?

The day’s second please-god-make-it-stop moment is brought to you by the New York Post’s Michael Morrisey, who claims Wevie Stonder I is  “looking for a four-year deal worth $40 million – a staggering sum even in this escalating market.”

If I fail to make any further posts today, you might look for me in the garage, with the motor running.

It’s about time someone explained what really happened in the Griffey house last month.