With apologies to the late Jeffrey Lee Pierce (and everyone else for the 2nd Germs reference in 5 minutes), the following item comes from the Philadelphia Daily News’ Stephanie Farr :

Upper Darby police said that they busted a major heroin dealer from Philadelphia on Thursday who had 140 packets of the deadly drug – all of which were stamped with the silhouette of a basketball player and the name “LeBron James.”

“I don’t think LeBron James would be too happy with this drug-dealer dude using his name on these street bags,” said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.