Jon Solomon had a friend do the dirty work and pass along this tidbit from USA Today, the newspaper that’s just like watching a really shitty TV show.

Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL’s substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

No truth to the rumor that Scott Weiland, Tom Sizemore and Jason Giambi would also like to question Smith.