Confusing stuff from the Tampa marketing department (link courtesy Sam Frank). The part I’m puzzled by? Other than wondering why “The Umperor” isn’t named Jerry Meals, I also cannot figure out why there’s no place for Elijah Dukes in the above adventure.
“Will bring your natural abilities to super powerful levels.” Hmmm, “the Zone” sounds a lot like “the Clear.”
Obvious question here: If the Umperor is the self-declared “enemy of all that is good in baseball”, what is he doing picking on the Devil Rays? Shouldn’t he be, say, building replicas of Tropicanan Field in other cities?