Congratulations to Nick Cain on being named the new reviews editor of The Wire.
I can speak from personal experience when I say that this individual has only the highest ethics and should help elevate the magazine’s standards and practices to levels somewhere between those of The News Of The World and Hit Parader.
Snobby Kiwis are like switch-hitting homosexuals. Modesty should always trump skills. (???)
Having said that, it’s completely inopprobraite that you are spotlighting him. His goyim good looks are now finna possibly pop into my private moments, whereas before I just hated him. He’s fuckin’ hot man. You’re jealous of his lips, admit it. If he had Interpol’s makeup artist he could get a much better gig. You got his number? Holla.
Cancel my subscription.
Not to be all up in his face about his looks, but is that the pussy younger brother of Paul “M.O.T.O.” Caporino or what?
I don’t have a younger brother, but I have a younger sister who can stomp the crap out of him.