James McNew graciously forwarded a link to an eBay auction for the above photograph touted by the seller as “Patrick Ewing unusual photo by Ammie Leibovitz” (sic).

There could be any number of reasons why the bidding has yet to top $35.00.  Tops among ’em ; that’s not Patrick Ewing.

Surely even the sloppiest of eBay merchants / buyers can tell the naked gentleman above doesn’t resemble this person?  Not coming to an online auction site anytime soon : Richard Avedon’s full frontal shots of Greg Butler.