I’m not sure which is harder to swallow, that Sonic Youth have allegedy recovered the guitars they lost when their van was stolen in 1999, or that Astros fan Chris Dean caught both Lance Berkman’s 8th inning grand slam and Chris Burke’s 18th inning game-winner yesterday.

There’s a lot of you, I’m certain, who have never caught a foul ball, let alone a home run…let alone two in one playoff game. Whether you are envious of the gentleman above or would merely like to kill him probably says a lot about how you go through life.