Chances are very strong that if you’re reading this, you missed Thursday night’s Browns/Rams exhibition game. If that’s the case, you might not be aware that fiscally-challenged former Cleveland QB Bernie Kosar is honing a heel announcer act. Opined’s Chris Wesseling, “in the buttoned-up NFL world of the 21st century, we’re surprised the Browns would allow an admittedly immature, marble-mouthed loose cannon in their broadcast booth, even for preseason games.”

Perhaps it’s a great idea, ESPECIALLY for preseason games. In the event Kosar’s not been shitcanned (and given that ownership has bigger headaches, anything’s possible), who isn’t interested in hearing what Bernie has to say about the Detroit Lions next Thursday night?