I never thought I’d say this, but Jason Star, you’re yesterday’s trash. Metallagher is where’s it in 2005. (thanks to Brian Turner for the link).

(I can only presume that the persons behind this have nothing but the highest regard for the real Gallagher)

By the way, if you’ve already heard about Metallagher, it isn’t necessary to write to me and say as much. Just like the way several dozen of you informed me that the Napalmed Smurfs video Sam Frank thoughtfully reported on had already been mentioned in Time Magazine. Next time that happens, remove CSTB from your RSS feed and sign up for a Time subscription.